

On Slumdog
People thought the world was going to end on December 21st, 2012 but I contend that it actually ended much earlier on February 22nd 2009,...
Three Beers In, Twenty-One Old
The firs time I felt old, I was twenty-one years old. It happened at the counter of a bar in Melbourne’s north that’s quickly becoming...
Cat Eyes
I swear to god I’ll kill them all. It was kind of cute at first, but this is getting ridiculous, unreasonable. I could bear it, grit my...


Such Movement...
“This book really moved me” At this juncture, I am awfully sick of hearing the above sentence uttered when describing a quote, passage,...


What I Have To See/Hear/Be
We’ve never had so much good television before us, partly thanks to networks like HBO, AMC and now Netflix. No doubt many of you reading...


Missives From the War on Cafes
“It's really cool! Exposed brick walls. Re purposed wood. Mason jars. Wooden plates” You’d be forgiven for thinking there’s been a Mad...


Slow Walking
Dearest reader, do you ever see people speed past you and looking pissed off at you? Do you walk and look down into your phone, bumping...